Creative sentence
This one is flagged not family-safe. Run it in a league of consenting adults who chose this life, keep it legal, and keep it off the company Slack.
The league produces a fake sports-magazine cover featuring the loser in an athletic hero pose, tastefully draped, professionally lit, absurd cover lines about their 2-12 season. Printed, framed, and displayed at every draft going forward. The photographer is whoever in the league has the steadiest hands and the least mercy.
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