Every other punishment in the database with a documented execution, grouped by category. Click through for the full stat block and how to run it yourself.
fantasyloser.com lists 'The Dog Cage' as its maximum-level punishment; multiple Reddit threads ask what condiments to bring.
Nick Simmons rode in the Coral Springs Holiday Parade dressed as Elsa, per ESPN.
A r/fantasyfootball league arranged for its loser to sing the anthem before a AAA baseball game.
A Redditor's 50,000-person company league requires monthly reply-alls from its loser.
Giants broadcaster Dave Flemming worked three innings as an MLB bat boy in 2022 as a fantasy punishment, per SI.
The 'League of Chicks' on Reddit pairs its chicken championship trophy with a crab costume for the loser.
A league's giant Winnie the Pooh restaurant date went viral in 2022, covered by Sports Illustrated.
A neighborhood dad league documented on X (@206andrew) requires the loser to display an embarrassing yard sign for a full year.
A r/fantasyfootball league tailors the hated jersey to each loser's known loyalties, every Sunday, all season.
Tyson Shepard's league sent its loser to the mall in full Oompa Loompa costume, per ESPN.
One league's loser played an entire pickleball tournament in a pink dress; another wore an Elsa dress to do combine drills in a park.
Reported by ESPN as a real league punishment.
Drafted from a r/fantasyfootball league's pre-season punishment list: full suit, mints, faucet service.
Proposed in r/fantasyfootball's 'best punishment' megathread: one item per manager, duration 'however much time deemed appropriate'.
A Sunday School league on Reddit makes its loser sing a solo at a Sunday service.
A r/fantasyfootball league runs combine drills in an Elsa dress as its standing punishment.
A viral TikTok punishment sent the loser to a bar in his middle school gym uniform.
One Boston-area league's 'Roadside Reject' option: two continuous hours at a busy intersection with the honk sign.
A r/fantasyfootball league sent its loser to r/roastme; RotoBaller lists it among its favorite punishments.
A r/fantasyfootball league had its loser cheer on a busy street in a cheerleading outfit while they watched from inside.
Described by a league in a top r/fantasyfootball punishment thread.
Multiple Reddit leagues pass down the same pink 'I suck at fantasy football' plate frame year to year.
A r/fantasyfootball league engraves each loser's name on its truck-nuts plaque.
A r/fantasyfootball league is four cutouts deep, one per season, all in the current loser's living room.
A r/fantasyfootball league combines the belt ceremony with an archived annual loser 40-yard dash.
Submitted to CBS Sports by a reader league: the cone makes 'chicken wings and beer' nearly impossible.
A CBS reader league requires a Geoffrey the Giraffe costume; a Redditor drafted in full winter gear at 25°C.
CBS reader leagues put the loser in a tux to serve drinks; Reddit leagues call the role 'beer bitch' and time their drafts around it.
A r/fantasyfootball league passes a creepy haunted doll to each year's loser.
A CBS reader league passes down an engraved Lions pendant.
Described by @Decoco_Ozenne's league, featured in SI's punishment roundup.
A r/fantasyfootball league drafts its loser from a real toilet in the corner of the room.
A league in r/fantasyfootball renamed its loser 'Throat Goat' for the following season.
One Reddit league makes its loser draft from an actual toilet set up in the draft room.
Footballguys' Gary Davenport describes a league skunk trophy engraved 'You Stink'; other leagues use a 'you played like #2' toilet trophy.
Thousands of leagues adopted the Sacko from The League; r/fantasyfootball threads dedicated to 'Sacko punishment ideas' date back a decade.
@Astrosfan201's league pairs an engraved 'Dead Ass Last' glass with the opponent choosing the loser's first-rounder.
A Reddit auction league made its loser re-draft Amari Cooper at $65.
A Reddit league assigned Dark Souls to a member who had owned the game for a year and couldn't beat it.
Reddit leagues have run turtle and pet-rat custody sentences, with succession plans.
A r/fantasyfootball league stuffs the champ's bag with beer 'to make the loser work for it.'
A r/fantasyfootball league's golf-trip caddy wears a LOSER jumpsuit for the champion's round.
A r/fantasyfootball league runs this until the following draft; the thread called it 'subtle but annoying AF'.
A r/fantasyfootball league allocates all draft-weekend privileges by standings, first place to last.
The 'Side Hustle' option in one Reddit league's punishment menu: DD for a full league night out, minivan rental required.
A r/fantasyfootball league enforces seat-yielding league-wide; the wedding head-table incident is canon.
A grad school league on Reddit runs a month of lecture-hall water bottle service.
An office league on Reddit has its loser supply the whole office's snacks.
A r/fantasyfootball league has last place pay third place's buy-in.
Standard in many Reddit leagues; one pairs it with buying the winner any jersey they want.
An r/fantasyfootball league pooled $1 of each buy-in into a $10 penny bucket for last place.
Two separate Reddit work leagues specify stuffed-crust pizza parties as the loser's bill.
An r/fantasyfootball league sentenced its loser to a month in a puka shell necklace.
A r/fantasyfootball league requires resume, doctor's checkup, and a classic American novel.
A r/fantasyfootball loser's punishment was providing all food for the Super Bowl party.
SI documented a league that spent $300+ shipping its trophy to a champion in New Zealand.
WBUR profiled Jackson 'The Loser' Logie, who performed a Manhattan open-mic set as his league's punishment; a Reddit loser did his set in front of 500 people at a college union.
A 32-year-old league loser described his viral ACT retake to BroBible; a Reddit league adds each loser's ACT score to their toilet-bowl trophy.
A r/fantasyfootball league requires two ESPN Body Issue recreations from its loser.
CBS Sports featured the 'Dad Bod Fantasy League' calendar; countless league calendars circulate on social media each offseason.
A r/fantasyfootball league's losers have completed Little House on the Prairie and Seventh Heaven with presentations.
A college league on Reddit stations its loser in the campus quad drawing caricatures for donations.
A r/fantasyfootball league gives its loser league-written slam poetry with a 30-minute prep window.
A Reddit league sends its loser to campus to play flute until $20 in donations; WBUR reported a league loser busking in Central Park for $10.
A r/fantasyfootball commissioner collected a ready-made punishment from each owner after two straight losers refused generic ones.
One Boston league's punishment menu includes the 'Thornton Melon' GRE option.
One league sent its loser to see Cats in theaters dressed as a cat, per ESPN; another required a written review.
From r/fantasyfootball: 'last has to make a batch of hot sauce that commemorates the champion and their team.'
Assigned by a r/fantasyfootball league after their plate-frame trophy went missing.
A r/fantasyfootball league's two-time loser 'hasn't disappointed' with his annual shame card.
Proposed in a r/fantasyfootball league: all Twilight films plus a Facebook Live team allegiance speech.
A r/fantasyfootball league assigned a full Peanut Butter Baby recreation.
A r/fantasyfootball league requires handwritten heartfelt letters to all leaguemates.
FantasyJocks profiled an Omaha league where four members carry permanent loser tattoos; one Reddit league ran an 'L' tattoo for two years before retiring it.
A Reddit league's loser completed a half marathon in the shame shirt; another loser ran Notre Dame's Holy Half in a leprechaun costume with his record on a sign.
A r/fantasyfootball league's loser shaved an eyebrow; the thread produced several imitators.
A r/fantasyfootball league instituted the 'grown man fade' and reported peak competitiveness.
A Reddit league gives its loser a two-square-mile forest head start against nine airsoft-armed friends; Sleeper's version ends a paintball day with five minutes of everyone targeting the loser.
Western New York's Joe O'Shei ran a self-created 'Meat Marathon' as his league punishment, covered by WGRZ.
Dozens of filmed milk miles circulate on TikTok and Instagram every January as fantasy punishment season peaks.
A Reddit league runs this annually and reports everyone 'trying extra hard' the following season.
A fraternity league on Reddit sentences its loser to a Brazilian wax; armpit and butt-crack variants appear across leagues.
Multiple Reddit leagues run frosted-tip sentences; one times it to the loser's buddy's wedding.
Coined by a r/fantasyfootball league: 'It's made our league a hell of a lot more competitive.'
A New England Redditor did his league's Super Bowl Sunday plunge and credits it for his first-round bye the next year.
From an r/fantasyfootball punishment thread: 'a slap in the face with a fish of the winner's choosing' (one commenter prayed the chosen fish wasn't a whale shark).
Top comment in a 3,000-upvote r/fantasyfootball thread; one league runs it in full pads, posted to Instagram.
A r/fantasyfootball commissioner built the spray tan cost into the league payout structure.
One league's punishment wheel includes 'brick wall, baskets of tomatoes, we hurl for 2 minutes.'
Multiple Reddit leagues run 9-9-9 at MLB games; fantasyloser.com lists it as a signature challenge.
CBS Sports readers submitted a league whose loser rode a 1,640-mile round trip from Sioux Falls to Dallas.
One Reddit league's last-place matchup is literally named the Mayo Bowl.
A Reddit league's 2023 sentence: 10 McDoubles in 60 minutes, McChicken substitutions allowed.
Variants documented include a marathon walked in laps around a university cafeteria.
A Reddit league sentenced its loser to 15 cans of beans in a day, commemorating a legendary drunken bean incident.
Multiple Reddit leagues run this on NFL Kickoff Sunday; one called it 'a city-wide event' with 30 old friends dropping in.
A r/fantasyfootball league serves its loser lutefisk at the draft.
A r/fantasyfootball commenter's brother's league: their 104-average loser was projected to be there 'a while'.
John Theus's league made its loser eat a stick of butter, per ESPN.
Will Levis described uncooked hot dogs as his league's punishment; Danny Stayton's league scaled the count to Week 16, per ESPN.
A Redditor's friend counted to 20,000 on Facebook Live over roughly five hours.
Proposed and endorsed by multiple Houstonians on r/fantasyfootball for the 610 loop specifically.
One Reddit league offers a choice: drive to Cleveland's stadium and back (~1,000 miles) or do a league-written stand-up set.
One Boston league's menu of punishments includes this exact strikes-and-pretzels formula.
Scripted in an r/fantasyfootball thread: 3+ hours in line to ask about tire pressure, then leave.
Reddit leagues have sentenced losers to solo games with 2.5-hour drives, full-game attendance, and mandatory vlogs.