The punishment wheel
Let fate be the commissioner
One spin, one sentence, zero appeals. Set the severity, decide whether the work league is watching, and put your loser's fate in the hands of the algorithm.
Every result links to the punishment's full page: severity rating, cost, time required, and the documented cases where a real league actually ran it. The link in your address bar updates with each spin, so you can paste the result straight into the group chat and let the loser read their own sentence.
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