Twelve themed photos, one per month, shot in a single mortifying afternoon: costumes, poses, and props all league-selected, then printed as a real calendar distributed to every member (and often their spouses). The behind-the-scenes footage is frequently funnier than the finished product. Variants include SI Body Issue recreations, glamour shots, and a JCPenney studio session.
Heavy sentence
Severity 4 punishments are the ones people talk about for years, which is exactly why they need full league buy-in before week one. Put it in the constitution, set the deadline, and agree on proof requirements up front.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one day plus a year of display, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.