For a league-set period, the loser drives the champion wherever they need to go: airport runs, grocery trips, brunch drop-offs, with tiny water bottles and gum stocked in the back seat. Uber ratings do not apply; the champion's do. Peak usage occurs at maximally inconvenient hours, by design.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one month, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.
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