Lifestyle sentence

The Chore Raffle

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
spread over offseason

Every league member assigns the loser one reasonable chore, wash a car, mow a lawn, assemble the IKEA dresser that has haunted a garage since March, redeemable any time before next season. Ten small debts hanging over an entire offseason. The IKEA dresser is always the worst ticket.

The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of spread over offseason, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.

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