The league scripts the loser's voicemail greeting for the year: a sincere, detailed account of their fantasy failure that every missed caller, including dentists and recruiters, will hear. Re-recorded with league supervision so there's no mumbling. Checking it is a league pastime.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of full year, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.
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