The loser enrolls in a beginner dance class, ballet, tap, or jazz, attends for a full session, and performs in the actual end-of-season recital in costume. Months of commitment for one spectacular payoff video. The league buys front-row tickets.
Heavy sentence
Severity 4 punishments are the ones people talk about for years, which is exactly why they need full league buy-in before week one. Put it in the constitution, set the deadline, and agree on proof requirements up front.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of several months, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.
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