Lifestyle sentence
This one is flagged not family-safe. Run it in a league of consenting adults who chose this life, keep it legal, and keep it off the company Slack.
The loser endorses 50 real connections for wildly unrelated skills, falconry, cold fusion, puppetry, from their real professional account in one sitting. The notifications do the punishing. Follow-up questions from recruiters must be answered honestly.
Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.
Seen in the wild: fantasypunishments.com
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