The loser caddies the champion's full round in complete caddie attire, performing all duties, with the bag deliberately loaded with a case of beer to maximize the carry weight. Club recommendations are solicited and ignored. The champion has never walked a slower round or enjoyed one more.
Lifestyle sentence
The Loaded Bag Caddy
Not for the work league
This one is flagged not family-safe. Run it in a league of consenting adults who chose this life, keep it legal, and keep it off the company Slack.
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