Creative sentence
The loser handwrites a sincere, personal letter to every other league member, expressing genuine appreciation for their friendship. No jokes allowed; sincerity is verified and mocked simultaneously. The rare punishment that leaves everyone slightly emotional and deeply uncomfortable.
Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.
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