Lifestyle sentence
This one is flagged not family-safe. Run it in a league of consenting adults who chose this life, keep it legal, and keep it off the company Slack.
The loser places a real parlay with their own money on legs the league picks; if it somehow hits, the winnings are split among everyone except them. They can only lose or break the laws of probability for other people's benefit. Adults only, stake capped by the constitution.
Seen in the wild: thegameday.com
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