Lifestyle sentence

Profile Picture Custody

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
one month

The champion selects the loser's profile picture, on whichever app the loser actually uses daily, for a full month. LinkedIn is legal in most leagues and devastating in all of them. The photo is usually pulled from the loser calendar shoot, closing the content loop.

The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one month, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.

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