Lifestyle sentence
For seven days the loser must say yes to every reasonable, safe, and legal request from league members, each one prefaced with an explanation that it's a fantasy punishment. Rides to the airport, brunch photography, moving-day labor. The league constitution defines 'reasonable' very loosely.
Seen in the wild: fantasypunishments.com
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