For one full year, the loser must surrender their seat to any league member who wants it, anywhere: bars, watch parties, weddings. It costs nothing, requires no planning, and generates comedy at every gathering. One documented loser gave up his head-table seat at a wedding, next to his own bride.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of full year, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.