One post, the loser's real account, league-approved wording: 'I finished dead last in my fantasy football league. I have no excuses.' It stays up for a year, comments on. Aunts will respond supportively, which makes it worse.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of five minutes, one year of display, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.
Seen in the wild: 1075thefan.com · fantasyfootballunlimited.com