The loser hands over their most active social account for a period ranging from one hour to one month, and the league posts freely: awkward selfies, sincere praise of rival teams, cringe motivational quotes. No deleting for a set time afterward. The shorter the takeover, the more efficient the league becomes.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one hour to one month, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.
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