For 30 days, every restaurant order the loser places must come from the kids' menu, and they must tell the server it is a fantasy football punishment. Portion sizes become a genuine hardship by week two. Crayons and activity placemats are mandatory when offered.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one month, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.
Seen in the wild: fantasypunishments.com