Physical sentence

Amateur Wrestling Match

Severity
Category
Cost
Moderate
Time required
one day

The loser competes in a registered amateur wrestling event wearing a custom singlet printed with their fantasy record. Actual athletic stakes, ridiculous outfit. Local novice tournaments and gym exhibition nights make this more bookable than it sounds.

Heavy sentence

Severity 4 punishments are the ones people talk about for years, which is exactly why they need full league buy-in before week one. Put it in the constitution, set the deadline, and agree on proof requirements up front.

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