Embarrassment sentence

The Awkward Shopping List

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
one hour

Not for the work league

This one is flagged not family-safe. Run it in a league of consenting adults who chose this life, keep it legal, and keep it off the company Slack.

The loser buys a league-written list of maximally awkward items, at peak hours, at a full-service checkout, no self-checkout allowed. The cashier's face is the punishment. Keep the list embarrassing but legal and store-appropriate.

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