Creative sentence
The loser watches a famously terrible film, Cats is the canonical pick, alone and sober, then writes and publishes a thousand-word sincere review. Streaming it live on the league Discord is the deluxe edition. The review is graded and read aloud at the draft.
Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.
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