Lifestyle sentence

Bartender for the Night

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
one evening

Not for the work league

This one is flagged not family-safe. Run it in a league of consenting adults who chose this life, keep it legal, and keep it off the company Slack.

The loser tends bar at the league party: taking orders, mixing drinks, and enduring cocktail requests invented specifically to be annoying. Tips go to the pot. A muddled drink is sent back on principle even when it's fine.

Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.

Seen in the wild: fantasyfootballunlimited.com

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