Lifestyle sentence
The loser buys a jersey of the champion's choosing, sometimes a custom one printed with the champion's own name and number, or buys their own home team's jersey with a name the winner picks. The loser funds their own mockery. Cheap knockoff sites are usually permitted to keep costs sane.
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