Physical sentence

The Wax Appointment

Severity
Category
Cost
Moderate
Time required
one afternoon

Not for the work league

This one is flagged not family-safe. Run it in a league of consenting adults who chose this life, keep it legal, and keep it off the company Slack.

A professional waxing session, chest, back, legs, or the full-body deluxe, at a real salon, with before-and-after photos posted to the group chat. The sounds from the room are traditionally recorded. Grows back, unlike the memory.

Heavy sentence

Severity 4 punishments are the ones people talk about for years, which is exactly why they need full league buy-in before week one. Put it in the constitution, set the deadline, and agree on proof requirements up front.

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