A produced video tribute to the champion's season, highlight narration, dramatic music, slow-motion screenshot pans, made entirely by the loser and premiered at the next draft. Minimum runtime clauses prevent lazy slideshows. The champion provides notes and demands reshoots.
Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.
Seen in the wild: 4for4.com · fantasyfootballunlimited.com