The loser produces and mails a professionally printed, self-deprecating holiday card to every league member: posed photo, family-newsletter prose about their fantasy failures, season's greetings from last place. Timing aligns perfectly with fantasy championships. Repeat losers develop a devastating card oeuvre.
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The Loser's Christmas Card
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