The loser wears a dog cone, a full Elizabethan collar, for the entire next draft. Eating wings and drinking through the cone is physically difficult, which one CBS reader league cites as the entire point. Head movements become broadcast-quality comedy.
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The Cone of Shame
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Airport Arrivals Sign
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Bumper Sticker of Shame
A custom bumper sticker reading 'I suck at fantasy football' goes on the loser's daily driver and stays there until next season ends. Every commute...
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Drive-Thru Serenade
The loser must order at a fast-food drive-thru entirely in song, windows down, with leaguemates filming from the back seat. No speaking allowed unt...
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