Physical sentence

The Fish Slap

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
five minutes

One ceremonial slap across the face with a whole fish of the winner's choosing, delivered at the league gathering and filmed in slow motion. Species selection is a genuine strategic decision, and the market run to buy the fish is part of the content. Quick, ancient, Monty Python-approved.

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