Physical sentence

Fruit Dodgeball

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
one hour

The league lines up and pelts the loser with soft, over-ripe fruit in a backyard dodgeball execution. Ponchos are for cowards. Cleanup is also the loser's job, which is the second punishment hiding inside the first.

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