Embarrassment sentence

The Showroom Nap

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
one hour

The loser takes a full, genuine 20-minute nap in a furniture store display bed, shoes off, covers optional, while a leaguemate films the staff's response from the next aisle. Getting woken up by an associate is the finish line. Politely leaving when asked is required; this is shame, not trespassing.

Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.

Seen in the wild: fantasypunishments.com

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