Physical sentence

The Piercing Clause

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
one hour, months of healing

The champion picks the piercing type; the loser picks the body part, or vice versa, a negotiation structure that produces surprising outcomes. Belly button is the traditional selection. Unlike the tattoo it eventually closes, which is why some leagues consider it the coward's permanent punishment.

Heavy sentence

Severity 4 punishments are the ones people talk about for years, which is exactly why they need full league buy-in before week one. Put it in the constitution, set the deadline, and agree on proof requirements up front.

The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one hour, months of healing, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.

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