A formal comedy-roast night where every member delivers prepared material about the loser's season, and the loser must sit on a stool, take it, and thank each roaster. No rebuttals allowed until the closing 'roast master' speech, which they deliver about themselves. Best staged at the draft party with a podium.
Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.
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