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The Rival Fight Song Clause

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
full year

The loser memorizes the complete fight song of the league's most hated team or school and must perform it on demand, any time, any place, all year, whenever a leaguemate requests it. Refusal doubles the remaining term. The requests always come at weddings.

The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of full year, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.

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