Physical sentence

The Meat Marathon

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
a few hours

Not for the work league

This one is flagged not family-safe. Run it in a league of consenting adults who chose this life, keep it legal, and keep it off the company Slack.

A distance run where the loser must eat a portion of meat, hot dogs, jerky, or whatever the league decrees, at set intervals along the route. One Buffalo-area loser turned his self-designed 'Meat Marathon' into a local spectacle covered by TV news. Protein-loading mid-run is exactly as bad as it sounds.

Heavy sentence

Severity 4 punishments are the ones people talk about for years, which is exactly why they need full league buy-in before week one. Put it in the constitution, set the deadline, and agree on proof requirements up front.

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