Endurance sentence
The loser drives their city's most hated highway loop during peak rush hour with no air conditioning, no radio, no podcasts, and no phone audio, just traffic and reflection. Houston's 610 loop is the documented benchmark. Dashcam footage verifies the silence.
Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.
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