Embarrassment sentence

Table for One

Severity
Category
Cost
Moderate
Time required
one evening

The loser books a nice restaurant on a busy Friday night and dines completely alone, no phone allowed, while the league occupies a nearby table having a great time. A gentler cousin of the doll date that is somehow sadder. The bill is theirs, obviously.

Seen in the wild: fantasyfootballunlimited.com

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