The loser posts a trending TikTok dance every day until they hit a follower or view target (1,000 followers or month's end are common finish lines). The account must be public and under their real name. Watching a grown adult grind for engagement is the punishment; the algorithm is the warden.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one month, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.
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