Embarrassment sentence

The Porcelain Draft Throne

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
one evening

An actual toilet is installed in the draft room and the loser conducts their entire draft from it, seat down, dignity optional. Two-plus hours on cold porcelain while making franchise decisions. The photos compose themselves.

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