Embarrassment sentence

The Toilet Seat Medal

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
full year

A full-size toilet seat, decorated by the league and worn around the neck like an Olympic medal at every league function for a year. It hangs on their wall between events. Airport security questions are part of the experience for traveling leagues.

The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of full year, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.

Seen in the wild: trophysmack.com

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