The loser cannot leave the bowling alley until they have knocked down 2,000 total pins, verified frame by frame. A decent bowler escapes in a long evening; a bad one is there past close, paying for extra games. The punishment scales precisely and cruelly with incompetence.
Endurance sentence
The 2,000-Pin Night
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