The loser buys a league-chosen ridiculous item, a six-foot inflatable flamingo, a commercial popcorn machine, a taxidermied fish that sings, and must display it prominently at home for a year. The item survives the punishment and becomes league lore. Resale is forbidden; inheritance is encouraged.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of full year, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.
Seen in the wild: trophysmack.com