Charity sentence

The Blood Bowl

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
one hour

The loser donates blood, with the appointment booked by the league and the post-donation cookie photo as proof. One league names its consolation bracket the Blood Bowl accordingly. The rare punishment that saves up to three lives while still being a punishment.

Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.

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