Charity sentence

Library Story Time Volunteer

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
one morning

The loser volunteers for a children's story-time reading hour at the local library, in a wholesome league-approved costume, with full commitment to character voices. The kids are a brutal audience with no idea why this adult is here. Librarian approval required; librarian amusement guaranteed.

Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.

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