Eight continuous hours at a bowling alley, with 15 minutes knocked off for every strike bowled or every piece of alley pizza or soft pretzel eaten. Skilled bowlers escape by dinner; bad ones bowl into the night. Arguably the most pleasant sentence in the punishment canon, which is why strict leagues pair it with something worse.
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