Physical sentence
The loser registers for a real 5K and runs it in a full costume of the league's choosing, a mascot head, an inflatable T-rex, a tutu, surrounded by legitimate runners. Race photos are professionally taken and eternally available. Finishing time is irrelevant; finishing is not.
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