Lifestyle sentence

The First Check In

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
none

The loser must pay their full dues before anyone else, within the first week of the offseason, or face escalation. A micro-punishment about promptness that brands them the league's most administratively supervised member. Commissioners love this one for obvious reasons.

Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.

Seen in the wild: fantasyleaguelottery.com

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