Lifestyle sentence

The Group Chat Signature

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
full season

Every message the loser sends in the league chat for the entire next season must end with an agreed shame phrase: 'sent from last place' is the classic. Forgetting once costs a dollar to the pot. Autocorrect shortcuts are considered cheating by some constitutions and required by others.

The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of full season, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.

Seen in the wild: scoutcast.ai

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