The loser's hair gets dyed a league-chosen color, neon green, hot pink, rival-team colors, and stays that way for a set period. Semi-permanent dye is the standard mercy. The roots growing out is a two-month epilogue.
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Physical sentence
The Dye Job
Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
one afternoon, weeks of consequences
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