Complete scalp shave, administered at the league party, sometimes with intermediate 'style stops' photographed along the way. Simple, ancient, effective. Winter losers suffer most, which is convenient since fantasy seasons end in December.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one hour, months of regrowth, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.
Seen in the wild: 1075thefan.com · fantasyfootballunlimited.com