Physical sentence
The league votes on a haircut, bowl cut, rat tail, tonsure, chaos mullet, and the loser sits in the chair while it happens on camera, then keeps it for a league-set number of days including at work. It grows back, which is what separates this from the tattoo, but ID photos are forever. Explaining it to the barber is a documented highlight.
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